Posted by: Ashley Baker | June 4, 2012

Ten Horrible Jokes That Double As Puns

(Warning: Contains content inappropriate for children. You have been warned.)


  1. What’s the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
    1. Fitting in.
  2. Why won’t a bike stand up by itself?
    1. It’s two tired.
  3. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
    1. Bison.
  4. Why do fish always know how much they weigh?
    1. They have their own scales.
  5. What do you call someone with no body and a nose?
    1. Nobody knows.
  6. Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?
    1. They each got six months.
  7. How does Moses make his tea?

    Moses with Radiant Face (1638 painting by José...

    1. Hebrews it.

  8. What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?
    1. Jose and Hose B.
  9. How did the hipster burn his tongue?
    1. He drank his coffee before it was cool.
  10. How do you organize a space party?
    1. You planet.


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